von Franz Öfele
McAaron, McGrath and Roary McPhee
They came for a visit,
For my whiskey to see...
We looked at my vat for the bottom to see
when I saw the first glimpse
I fell to my knee.
My cottages door fell open - a crash
In came three women (or six?...)
Who were in a mash
They were Mam McAaron, Mam McGrath and Madam McPhee
And leading the bunch was my lady
They raised a great ruckus,
Came chazing for me
In a corner McAaron, McGrath and McPhee
My dragon was fuming,
Threw splinters an wood
She broke up my barrel and smashed it for good
In a hurry I went to the field
For some ploughing to do
In my backside still stuck the tip of her shoe...
McAaron, McGrath and the spouses McPhee
They went to their homesteads in a merry melee
Next week I go visit
for their whiskey to see...